Ask Clutch, the Diamond Dog

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June 2012

I'd put you in a skintight latex suit that bound your arms so they couldn't move, then give you a TG potion and a BE potion followed by a lust potion and wait until you were begging for release and plow your holes until morning.

……..wow, that’s…….wow, that’s actually interesting……

and now I can’t unsee it in my mind…..

May 31, 2012
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Sure.

Hey why not

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…..please?

Well I’m curious.

Why not.

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I regret nothing.

May 31, 2012106,267 notes

May 2012

((i'm out for a while. Will be back later on today......I think.))
May 26, 20121 note
Umm... how are you?

I’m fine.

May 26, 20121 note
well, maybe if you found a way to make it think like a normal pony, or could control it, then it would be fine to bring it to life but, it's better not to risk it

Yeah, best not to risk gettin’ inflated……again.

May 26, 20121 note
*Smiles*

…..er………okay?

…….this is gettin’ awkward fast…..

May 26, 20121 note
HI

Well…….hello to ya too.

May 26, 20121 note
well, if you do start making stuff, avoid bringing it to life, we don't need anything else running around inflating everyone

True that.  Best not to cause another incident like that again….

May 26, 20121 note
...

Er…….yeah?

May 26, 20121 note
so make anything else clutch? or was the latex mare your last creation?

Yeah, that kinda was the last thing I made…….after I got back to normal, I kinda took a break from makin’ new stuff…..

May 26, 20121 note
well no, but then again, even if we leave we'd be making the gas again, oh well, if we find the place it'll be an accident

Yeah, probably will be…..

May 26, 20121 note
worst case scenario, we end up stuck there ourselves, but ay least we wouldn't be suffering

That is true……still, i’m not sure if we wanna get ourselves stuck like that…..

May 26, 2012
hmmmm, that is if i didn't take some of zecora's anti-lust potion, we could use it when we need it

True, that could work……but i’m not sure if we should chance it….

((bed time.))

May 26, 2012
yeah, most likely, but our minds would be to lust filled at the time to actually talk

Yeah, that is true…..

May 26, 2012
if we could only talk to that latex pony, i mean, it would be better off if we could right?

Perhaps, but methinks she would rather inflate us than talk to us……

May 26, 2012
yeah, but you have to admit it feels good, but even if we had mask, they catch us, they'll just either destroy or remove them

Yeah, true…..

May 26, 20121 note
maybe you slow pke -chuckles- you have to work on your speed and reflexes, hmmmm, though it wouldn't matter, remember the gas?

Indeed.  If we even managed to not be caught, the gas would inflate us first….

May 26, 20121 note
W-well, what should we do, then?

Well, I guess tomorrow we could do some stuff, I guess….

May 26, 20121 note
A-are you sure?

Yeah, i’m sure.

Trust me, i’m fine with it.

May 25, 20121 note
That... didn't sound very enthusiastic. It's fine if you don't want to... Sorry for asking...

Its fine, really.  I don’t mind at all!

Its just i’m a little bummed out after the shenanigans of not findin’ a prom date, that’s all…

May 25, 20121 note
maybe we should go find it some time, it would be a dream come true for you since you're into big women~ though right now i shouldn't really enthuse about that

Yeah, some other time.  Probably by now she’s surrounded by gigantic inflated anthros that’d grab us the second they saw us and inflate us as well…….yeah, prob. not a good idea at the moment….

May 25, 20121 note
B-but, like... Would you want to go on a date? *She winces as she speaks, fearful of the response*

Eh…..I guess so.  I wouldn’t mind doin’ so.

May 25, 20121 note
((If anyone ever makes a latex pony art/RP tumblr and it goes somewhere, I will die laughing.))
May 25, 20122 notes
maybe she grabbed some ponies and found a land of her own, a land of anthro ponies, and she's the queen

Perhaps…..knowing my luck, anyways….

May 25, 20121 note
I just... I don't know how to approach you. I'm usually not attracted to guys like this...

Eh, I guess it happens……well, I usually just do whatever, and if anyone does so, i’m okay with doin’ whatever……I just tend to not say much, due to dealing with stuff over here….

May 25, 20121 note
So why didn't you get asked to prom?

Eh, everyone else was busy, so didn’t get the chance to….

May 25, 20121 note
go through any changes? or seen that latex mare

Haven’t seen her yet.  Assume she’s dissapeared to Fate-knows-where….

May 25, 20121 note
Good.

No problem then…

May 25, 20121 note
I'm not trying to cher you up. I mean, I'd like to cheer you up, but that's not what I meant. I mean... I wanted to ask you, but I was too shy to even say hello...

Ah, I see what ya mean…..its okay, I guess I get confused at times…..

May 25, 20121 note
anyway other then that, how have you been clutch

Eh, i’ve been fine, I guess.

May 25, 20121 note
Hello Clutchie...

Wait……..is that you, Angel Grace?

……..I feel confused here…..

May 25, 20121 note
I would've gone with ya... As a sort of first date, I guess... *Whirlwind blushes and fumbles with her wings*

That sounds rather nice of ya……..well, thanks for tryin’ to cheer me up, I guess…..

May 25, 20122 notes
As long as the shack is comfy.

Its got decent space, so you’ll be fine.

May 25, 20121 note
i would've gone with you, but proms are over rated in my opinion

Eh, its okay…….stuff happens.

May 25, 20121 note
U-umm...

Yeah?  Sup, I guess its nice to meet ya….

May 25, 20121 note
I didn't go to prom either. Mind if we share the shack?

Eh, I don’t mind.  I guess misery like company, so yeah….

May 25, 20121 note
Well, I missed prom, couldn't find a date, and feel like i'm alone again....

Great, just great…….well, I guess its just typical for me…..

I mean, who’d honestly go with a Diamond Dog?

……oh well, I guess i’ll just stay in my shack in sorrow until the end of time, I guess……

May 25, 20122 notes
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May 25, 201252 notes
((Thinkin' of doin' a new art blog, using a Nintendo character as the main star of it.))

I’m even planning on using a super-simple art style with it, so I can be able to do some actual shenanigans instead of spending hours on one question.  The only question is……which one would I choose to go as?

So them, fellow followers, what Nintendo character should I go with for the new thing, and as such, should I go for it?

May 25, 20121 note
#question
Thanks for the follow! ~ Prince Malestia <3

Thanks as well!

I guess its nice to always see a new face around here.  Still, i’m glad another -lestia is here that isn’t all sex-crazed like the last three I met…..seriously, one of them is messed UP……

But yeah, glad to meet ya, dude!  Perhaps we can chat some time about stuff like music and what-not?~

May 24, 2012
May 24, 20126 notes
If I was tied up, gagged, and blindfolded on your bed when you walked in, what would you do to me?

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I’m actually curious

May 24, 201211,739 notes
So, like the late Dog I am, I only just now realized about this prom thing.....

Seems interesting……..but I doubt i’d ever find somepony to take with me.  I mean, with how little time there is left and what-not, I doubt it……

Seems nice, but I guess I don’t got a chance at all of getting in there…….eh, just a pipe dream, I guess…..

May 23, 2012
May 22, 2012
#Epic Rainbow Dash #Clutch #Diamond Dog #Art Derpage
May 22, 2012440 notes
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May 22, 20124,431 notes
I just realized there are so many black ponies out there on Tumblr....

Didn’t know that before-hand, but eh, what ya gonna do?

So then, I guess to those black Ponies I just followed, and those I already am following……well……

uh……….hi there?

May 22, 2012
Well, Clutch it's nice to meet you. *She offers a claw*

*He shakes her claw a few times.*

Glad to meet ya then.

May 22, 2012
Who might you be?

Eh, ya can call me Clutch.  Just yer average Diamond Dog, basically….

May 22, 2012
All these changelings seem to be all over the place doing whatever, but I got nothin' to worry about....

After all, they can only change into other Ponies.  Me, not being a pony, means i’m immune to their shenanigans.

As such, I can smugly say that they don’t worry me at all, and that I welcome the challenge if they wanna prove me wrong.~

May 22, 2012
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