Ask Clutch, the Diamond Dog

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January 2012

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Jan 29, 201212 notes
I...I think I might want another potion...

Oh?  Really?

Well, I got all sorts of potions.  Whatever yer kink, fetish, fantasy or whatever, I can make it happen with just a potion.  I can also give ya other stuff, but that’s usually no fun…..

So then, name what ya wanna have happen to ya, and I can make the potion for it.~

Jan 28, 2012
Th-this is a bit tight. Also, what am I supposed to do now?

Welp, just go about yer day I guess, unless ya wanna try any other stuff.

Also, it’s supposed to be tight, it’s form fitting to make the body curvier.  But yeah, just what it does, tis all.~

Jan 28, 2012
*takes it and puts it on* I-its a bit better. Thanks

No problem.

The potion lasts for 24 hours, so…….yeah, kinda have to wait it off if ya wanna change back.  Still, I think yer gonna be fine.~

Jan 28, 2012
D-do you have any cl-cloths?

Well, I got these……so yeah.~

*He hands her a latex suit, the only article of clothing he could find.*

I’d hand ya somethin’ else, but I don’t got much else here at the moment.  Sorry.~

Jan 28, 2012
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Oh hi there, nice to meet ya again.

What brings ya here?~

Jan 28, 2012
*shivers* Why I-is it suddenly cold in here?

Well, unlike yer normal form, ya need clothes on to keep warm.

So yeah.

Jan 28, 2012
*she stares at herself through the mirror* W-what...*she squishes on of her breasts* W-what is this?! *she notices her hand* Why does my hoof look demented?!

That’s an anthro form yer in right now.  Those are hands.  Ya can use ‘em to grab, punch, wipe, and all sorts of other things.  As for yer chest area, they’re called breasts.  All females got ‘em.

So yeah, that’s what happens when ya go anthro.~

Jan 28, 2012
*she drinks it with her eyes shut* How bad is it?

*He then watches as she ends up then standing on two hooves, with her two front hooves turning into hands.  She then grew breasts on her chest, and both her new breasts as well as her hips and flank swelled in size until she was both very curvy and busty, the clothing she wore being accented by her new figure.*

W-Well……..I think it went pretty good, actually!  Take a look for yerself….~

*He then handed her a mirror, so she could see her new form.*

Jan 28, 2012
((are you a virgin?))

((yeah, pretty much. |D))

Jan 28, 2012
*curiously sniffs* Any side affects?

Not really, except for how potent it can be depending on whoever drinks it.  I dunno how much it’ll effect ya, but yer def. gonna feel a change once ya drink it…..~

Jan 28, 2012
A'm a little curious...I'll buy the first potion you offer.

Alrighty then.  Since yer new to this, i’ll give ya one of the classics.

*He then hands her an anthro potion.*

Drink it, and you’ll became an anthro.  I dunno how……how should I say it……..”Potent” it’ll be on ya when ya drink it, but you’ll def. feel different once ya do drink it….~

Jan 28, 2012
Do ya make anything thats NOT made for kinks?

Sometimes, depending on what ya want, but normally……nope.~

Jan 28, 2012
So you sell a certain kind of potion? You know, the ones that ain't good for you? If you catch my drift?

I can sell stuff that can mess around with other ponies.  Just depends on whatever ya want.

Jan 28, 2012
No, Ah don't know what ya mean?

I’ll keep it simple:  If a pony’s got a fantasy, a kink, a fetish, that kinda stuff……I can make a potion to make it happen for them.

So yeah.

Jan 28, 2012
What kinda potions ya sellin?

I sell all kinds, although mostly it’s stuff that helps ponies…….”get their kinks fufilled”, so to speak…….if ya know what I mean….~

Jan 28, 2012
Well, 'Clutch' what are you doing 'round here?

Mainly, i’m just a potion maker.  I tend to do shenanigans, but nothing really bad ever happens.

So yeah, sorry to dissapoint ya if ya really expected much at all from me.

Jan 28, 2012
'Ello dog. What are ya up to? *gives a glare*

Nothing really at the moment, to be honest.

But anywho, nice to meet ya.  The name’s Clutch.

Jan 28, 2012
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Jan 28, 20129 notes
((Flim Flam Brothers tumblr has been done'd.))

http://flimflambrothers.tumblr.com/

Imma be busy on this account for at least a little while, so yeah. :U

Jan 28, 2012
((today's episode gave us our first villain song.))

And it was AWESOME.

Expect remixes from others by the end of the weekend, garunteed.

Jan 28, 20122 notes
((I am trying to remember: Which one is Flim, and which one is Flam?))

Need to know before I get to working on the tumblr shenanigans for the new thing, ok? :D

Jan 28, 2012
((welp, that was the best song EVER.))

It also gives me an idea on how to handle the tumblr I made yesterday better. :D

Hope this go better.

Jan 28, 2012
Good mornin', guys.

I’m ready to watch the new episode as always.  Hope it’s a good one.

Jan 28, 2012
Heading to bed now, will be up for new episode tomorrow.

Place yer bets on when first r34 of Flim Flam Brothers appears!

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Jan 27, 2012103 notes
Hey, there.

Hi there, nice to meet ya!

Name’s Clutch.~

Jan 27, 2012
((welp, went and already made a Flim Flam Brothers tumblr for tomorrow.))

Just waiting to watch it for pics to work with for appearance as well as how they act, and then imma go onwards with it.

And unlike my other stuff, this WILL be a drawn ask blog.  Be amazed when my derp-tastic draw skills come to you soon to a new tumblr thing!~

Jan 27, 2012
So in tomorrow's episode, it's AJ vs. two dudes in a conest.

5 bits says by the end of the episode the ponies she faces off against will have art done by JJ, a tumblr made and Fate knows what else for them.

If this goes well, methinks this’ll be an episode to remember.

Jan 27, 201213 notes
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Whoever reblogs this gets control of me for 5 minutes

ask-derpy-whooves:

askponyserge:

atwhichtimeIwillthengaincontroloverthemforthefollowinghour.

lets make this an hour Cuz its fun

Welp, alrighty then!

Jan 26, 20123 notes
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Jan 26, 2012
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Good day to you! Just checking in to wish you well. I hope you have a nice day. -Considerate Anon

I’m fine, thank ya very much.  I’m busy, of course, but i’m alright.

Jan 23, 2012
Yula: Heard you make potions. Got any I could borrow?

Welp, depends on what ya want or need.

Jan 22, 2012
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Jan 22, 2012
#Muse #2CELLOS #Mash-up #Mashup #I did a thing #The Resistance
Here's a joke for ya:

Rarity walked into a bar and met the diamond dog barkeep. She asked for a fancy drink, and got both a couple bottles of brandy and some chedder.

When she asked what the chedder was for, the barkeeper told her “I thought you wanted some cheese with all that whine.”

Jan 21, 20123 notes
Jan 21, 201213 notes
Jan 21, 20121 note
inb4 it turns out AJ lost and is forced to work for Jubilee against her will.
Jan 21, 20122 notes
Derpy Hooves is like that character from that one episode of Timon and Pumba: Accidents happen all around her to others and other things. XD
Jan 21, 20122 notes
Jan 21, 2012115,995 notes
Apparently, ACTA also exists, and currently is poised to make both SOPA and PIPA look like toddlers in comparison.

If you know what ACTA is, you’ll understand why I say this:

The entertainment industry wants complete control of everything they own, and will destroy EVERYTHING that even so much as TOUCHES their “precious money making machine” that doesn’t make them profit.  This will include the internet, because old industry hates new industry, as history always has shown, because they “take away” from profits they think are “rightfully theirs”.

Until you can pretty much get it through the thick heads of those running said industry that doing this will screw them over as well when/if these are passed, they’ll continue doing this so long as their vast reserves of money still exist to use against what they dislike.  So yeah, if ya wanna end this all, focus on convincing those that matter most:

THOSE THAT ARE MAKING THESE IN THE FIRST PLACE.

Jan 19, 20129 notes
To the Entertainment industry, I only say this about your efforts with all of this: Those who can't adapt to their opposition are doomed to destruction.
Jan 19, 20121 note
I always wondered........what if there was a way to destroy both SOPA and PIPA by destroying the documents, both the physical ones and the ones online?

ask-queen-lumina:

askclutch:

Then there wouldn’t BE a SOPA or PIPA for them to vote on, right?

Just a thought for you guys…….

((Hey guys what if…

SOPA/PIPA was a copyright infringement?)) 

Oh LAWL, if that were the case…….

Such delicious irony, it’d destroy both of them for good. XD

Jan 19, 20126 notes
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