I’m trying to get home after that mess with the K-Colt building (I hope to fate Octavia made it out alright), but now……I feel like that alicorn from before is following me…..
….but i’m sure i’ll be perfectly fine! ……right? I’m a Diamond Dog, I need to not let myself panic so much over this sort of stuff……
……then again……who knows what’d happen if she really was following me……hopefully I never find out……..
Actually, I spend most of my time either in my home in the woods, or occasionally out doing whatever I feel needs to get done. Ever since an…..’incident’ at the Mines, kinda can’t go there anymore. Long story, don’t ask.
…..btw, you know where I can find anti-creepy-alicorn spray around here? Methinks i’m being followed by that creepy alicorn from before…..;_;
…….even though i’m stuck in a burning building with no possible way out, and no way for anypony else to get in afaik……should I start being afraid now?
*pops out of a wall, sheathed in flames* Nope! *disappears, leaving a gaping…
*falls into lake, swims to surface*
……i’m going to feel weird for hours now…..I mean, was that really Princess Celestia, or…….something else entirely……
……I really need to get home before I find out what ‘she’ is……like I need my mind scarred that badly…..
*begins to walk home*
…….even though i’m stuck in a burning building with no possible way out, and no way for anypony else to get in afaik……should I start being afraid now?
*pops out of a wall, sheathed in flames* Nope! *disappears, leaving a gaping hole in the wall*
……..ok, that was the weirdest….and most creepiest thing i’ve ever seen. Still, if it weren’t for the flames now shooting out where that hole was……
*sighs*
…….even though i’m stuck in a burning building with no possible way out, and no way for anypony else to get in afaik……should I start being afraid now?
Welp…..I guess I didn’t see that coming…..still….
Um….hi there?
welp……I can’t say I saw that coming. But if she’s up there, then you….and her….and…..oh Fate, my head hurts.
But anyways, hi there.
Octavia finally snapped out of her trance-like state……and went and ran out through the hidden roof exit in the room.
Funny how I never noticed that.
…….but now…..i’m stuck, with her having closed the hatch down hard……as such, i’m stuck in this burning building…..no way to escape…..and little and no time left before the end of it all…..
…..I guess this is what the end of one’s life feels like…..I always figured it’d feel different than this……but none the less…….
I guess I can chat……for as long as the fire doesn’t make my laptop useless…..I have nothing left to do but wait it out until the end, anyways…..perhaps this is just how it was meant to be……
…..I need to think about this for a moment……right now, I don’t even know who or what I am anymore……
While I wait to somehow escape this building, I went and made a little “present” for naughtynaughtyluna that a ‘friend’ of mine wanted me to do for her.
Let’s just say she’ll be “blown away” by this tune.
Hope you as well as Luna ‘enjoy’ this. :P
((OoC: Rebloggin like crazy. Indeed. I might have a thing by then.))
((I’m up for some requests and stuff. If ya got any, send me a message. I’m bored and got free time for a while, so i’ll do whatever ya request…..provided it’s not NSFW and stuff, ok? ))
welp…..uh, hi there. I guess I should say hello, so…..yeah.
Hi there, name’s Clutch, and i’m in the middle of a big problem, if ya saw my recent tumblr posts, related to Discord’s shenanigans.
Im vwatching you… ve have had problems regarding kidnappings from your type of late. Und zhat is MY job ! ((Hey there :P))
Welp, considering the fact that several areas here are still insane, plenty of ponies are still Discord’d (especially Derpy, who well…..she made a ‘derpifier’, and Fate help us all if/when she fires that thing), and i’m trapped in this room in the K-Colt radio station with Octavia…..who still hasn’t responded yet.
Btw, if ya heard a tune being played through the radio that isn’t what ya normally listen to, that was me. Was trying one last desperate move to get her back to her senses, but now……I worry that we’re screwed, about to be crushed in this about-to-crumble building……and of course, there’s nopony there to help….
Sorry if I sound depressed atm, but…..ya can tell i’m in a situation I might not escape out of alive…..
welp…..uh, hi there. I guess I should say hello, so…..yeah.
Hi there, name’s Clutch, and i’m in the middle of a big problem, if ya saw my recent tumblr posts, related to Discord’s shenanigans.
…..hello? You seem….not like any average Pony i’ve seen before. Did Discord get to you?
…….also, I finished playing my tune now. All that’s left now…..is to see if it worked……
http://www.ponibooru.org/post/view/64159
http://www.ponibooru.org/post/view/64159
((Tumblr won’t let me upload this damn image without resizing so go here))
……..Derpy? Are you…..alright? Oh Fate, this is worse than I thought…..
When I get out of this building with Octavia, i’m headin’ over there stat.
…..I realize that those I have followed are losing their minds more and more as time passes. Especially with the latest post from http://askditzydoo.tumblr.com/ , where she’s gone full-madmare on us. As such, i’m just gonna type this one post in case I don’t make it out of this thing alive:
Derpy, if yer reading this (pffft, yeah right), then listen to what you’re saying. You’ve let Discord give you knowledge…..but at what cost? Sure, you may have allowed yourself a chance at a grand boost of intelligence when you let him get to your mind, but at the cost of your sanity. Discord’s a trickster, an avatar of chaos who has tried to use you (and plenty of other Ponies, as i’ve seen easily in other Tumblrs) to cause suffering over those you think have laughed at you and caused you pain. You may think they all are cruel, but not everypony is ‘hateful’ or ‘cruel’ to you as you think. In fact, this madness is just unlike you. How do I know this?
Because you’re the only one who has ever come to my home in the woods, who has cheered me up whenever I felt down with a nice warm muffin, and who would always be there, smiling as you delivered my mail to me. I was always there in front of my doorstep to get my mail, happy to see your face and be able to, for at least that one moment of the day, know somepony actually cared about my existence. I never laughed at you, my friend. In fact, I laughed with you, and even once kept ya safe during that horrible storm that left you grounded for the day because it never let up. You’re a good Pegasus, I’ve learned that from plenty of experience with you.
……Look, I dunno what crazy spell or hypnosis Discord did to you, but ya gotta realize that going this route will only lead to those that you thought hated you becoming fearful of you, afraid of you laughing at them. You would become the very thing you yourself thought others to be, and as such….if that really the road you wish to lead yourself on? I have no idea if any of this is gettin’ through to your mind, but realize what you’re about to possibly do here. Be reasonable and just ask yerself one simple question: Is this really what Derpy would do to others?
…..GAH, almost got hit by some debris whilst typing this stupid post. This is why I need to learn when the right time is to post here. Anywho, headin’ to top floor of this building now. I gots me a certain Pony who’s got some splainin’ to do with why she’s still in here. See you guys when i’m done with this madness…..if I make it out, that is!
Welp guys, I was gonna try to continue my search, but I heard this huge BOOM! sound from outside the forest. Not sure what happened, but the whole Sunnytown problem can wait.
Looks like Discord might’ve asploded Ponyvile……..OH FATE….
I’ll fill you all in on what happened soon. Until then, this is Clutch…..and I still am stuck in this stupid Discord’d self of mine…..-_-
((OoC: just watched episode 2. Great episode, but a pretty meh end, tbh.))
Found a connection close to the entry of the Everfree Forest.
Apparently this town in smack-dab in the middle of this forest of death and pain…..funny how that happens…
Anywho, just lettin’ ya know my current progress atm. I half-expect to either get terribly lost, find the stupid town or end up rage-quitting this trek. Hopefully the second option is most likely….but by now, i’m not sure what to expect.
So yeah, this’ll be my last update until either a.) I get there, or b.) I give up. Until then, this is Clutch…..and i’m startin’ to get a bit worried about doin’ this…..;_;
I was gonna go do my thing with Discord and tearing his flank a new one, buuuut…..I found out that over at this place, Sunnytown I believe it’s called, some Pony just got their cutie mark……
….and for whatever stupid reason, the other Pony who runs the blog is freakin’ out about it. Beats me why they are, but if i’ve learned anything, it’s that this can’t end well. Especially if it might end between those two like I think it will.
So yeah, imma be on my way over to this town now. Sure, it seems like i’m bein’ rude goin’ over there to deal with this, but I actually sent a message to their Tumblr beforehand…..ya know, since letting them know that yer gonna come over there is the nice thing to do…..right?
Welp then, imma be on my way there. If there’s another good net connection over there by the time I get there, i’ll update you guys on the situation.
Until then, this is Clutch, and I hope this time my trip goes better than the last one….
Sup all of ya…..
As was made obvious in a prior re-blog I did, I found out Derpy Hooves, the mailmare from Ponyville…..and the only usual friendly face I get around here in these woods….has been changed. Discord’d, so to speak.
I……I’m not even sure what to say now. At least more than half the tumblrs I follow have been changed (the other half likely oblivious to this mess), some of which who have gone insane from the change happened to then, and now i’ve likely lost the only true ‘friend’ I could put up with normally…..
I mean…..Pinkiepieanswers has gone depressed, Rainbowdashreplies went for a stabby spree for a while, and poor askapple-jack’s lying problem….I don’t even know where to start. Rarityreplies AND Rarityanswers both are going insane over a stupid rock, ask-trixie went wimpy while fluttershy decided to go “OH MY FATE WHAT A FLANK” on us, askoctavia seemingly has gone all needing to go loud and dubstep on us (not sure though, need to see what happens next) and ask-dj-p0n3 just got a visit from Discord himself….and yet I have no bucking clue what’s gonna happen to her….
I could go on, but the point is this: …..I was up for Discord’s thing he was doin’ at first, didn’t care much about the consequences at all. But now that I see the true ramifications (I can use big words as well, ya know! >:U ) of his plans, yeah….methinks I can’t put up with this manure any more. Even I have my limits with stuff, and breaking Derpy was the straw that broke the Zebra’s back….so to speak.
…..I’m gonna need to lay down for a bit. I need to think bout what to do to be able to fix this mess. But I WILL say this: Discord, you’ve messed with the wrong Dog. You might’ve have gotten me with your stupid magic, but even I can see what sort of horrible things yer trying to do to everyone here in Tumblr. Your change-fu was weak, seeing as i’ve…..turned over a new leaf, so to speak…..
I’m not gonna be nice now. Buck no, I ain’t. But….i’m gonna fix the mistakes you have caused with your own two claws, even if it kills me in the process. I have absolutely NO idea how i’m gonna do this, but…..by the end of all of this…..things will be right, and Tumblr will be back to its normal self.
And I will fix it, or my name’s not Clutch Vibrafang, second son of a Gemcrafter family….
[[Please? I’m not forcing anypony…;;]]
To be honest, i’m actually glad ya happened to be free. Never felt better in all my life.
I mean, why are some of these buckin’ idiots so afraid of ya anywho? I don’t get Ponies sometimes….they’re stupid, the whole lot of ‘em….
Sup guys, just another update from yours truly, Clutch.
Basically, somethin’ weird’s goin’ on…..and I don’t mean that explosive stuff again. That stuff’s fine (and seal’d off so it don’t blow up in my face again) . No, the problem is that the weather’s well….good FATE, where do I begin? Chocolate rain, the stuff on the trees gettin’ huge and weird, and all this other strange stuff. I thought at first I was just seein’ things, but then I saw the mother of all weird stuff: woodland creatures eating whatever’s up there and then….WELP.
Let’s just say that there’s a reason limbs aren’t supposed to stretch that way.
Anywho, this sorta madness requires investigatin’ badly, since I ain’t gonna allow this weather to end up messin’ around with my home. I usually prefer it not weird n’ stuff. As such, imma head straight for the grand-daddy of all fancy places: Canterlot Castle! I know, i’m a crazy mutt for thinkin’ bout doing that, but if this is gonna be fix’d (or at least if I wanna prepare insurance for just in case), I need to know what in the name of Fate’s goin’ on out there.
So yeah, gettin’ ready to head out now to see what’s behind this madness, be back hopefully soon enough with news or other fancy stuff that ya might wanna hear. See you guys later. :U
