sadistic-pony:
*drinks it* lol im the goddess of creation i dont know what your talkin abo-*is DRUNK AS HELL*
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Welp, I did warn ya guys that it was potent.
January 2012
You never did tell Us what is in that stuff. We won't drink it if We don't know what it is.
Alright, fine.
Basically, we Diamond Dogs have a special way of making our ales. It involves using a special type of plant grown deep underground and some VERY fine herbs, mixed together and thrown into a pressure cooker. We then afterwards take what comes out and mix it with fresh spring water and berries, making sure the berries are fresh and not poisonous, lest we accidentally cause somepony to keel over. Anywho, once mixed, we use gem enchantments to help shake up the mix and cause it to bubble up perfectly.
Basically, it takes a TON of work and knowledge of the craft to make just one bottle’s-worth of the stuff. But when it’s made right, ya can’t find anything more potent and delicious than DDog Brew.
So yeah. I never make it unless for a VERY special occasion, but since it’s the end of the year, I figured i’d make a few bottles-worth of the brew for those that want it. Enjoy it, dear. Trust me, if ya think normal stuff can make ya wasted, this drink will make ya feel like their aren’t any limits, and trust me with this one IMPORTANT bit…….you will be so drunk, that ANYTHING ya see will look so attractive that you’ll do whatever ya first see. Just a warnin’.
So yeah…….drink up, and enjoy the new year!
sadistic-pony
GIMMIE DA BEER.
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Alrighty then. But remember, ya asked for it.
*Hands ‘em a bottle of DDog Brew.*
Be careful. This stuff’s a LOT more potent than any normal Pony ale that’s out there. Ya won’t know what hit ya after drinkin’ it!
I got about 2 hours before the year ends for me. If ya wanna ask me anything or do anything to me, literally ANYTHING, ya got 2....ish hours to do so. Get any shenanigans out of yer system now towards me while ya still got the chance to!
December 2011
Since I got time, first three people in my inbox get my kind's special kind of drink, DDog Brew.
You have NEVER been truly drunk until ya have drank an entire glass of this stuff. By the time you’ve finished drinkin’, you’ll be as rowdy and lustful as a beefed-up Diamond Dog. Trust me, this stuff is POTENT.
Good luck, whoever wants it.
Just realized, it's getting close to the end of the last day of the year. If there's anything ya still wanna say to me before the end of it, do so while ya can. I'll keep it private (unless ya say otherwise), so say whatever ya want to me.
Skyrim get!
I am now in pocession of a copy of Skyrim at long last. Expect me to be gone for most of the rest of the day now due to playing it. And yes Brownie, that does mean we can be adventuring buddies. If ya have a PSN username, send it to me, aight?
Also got a new mic for PS3, so now if ya can voice chat, ya can finally hear my silly voice. See you dudes later then.
Be back in a little while, finally getting Skyrim!
Oh, dis gonna be gud!
Good news, everypony! I discovered these things called "Evolution Stones" and have created several new potions using them. Anypony wanna test 'em out to see what effects they have?
Play
I just realized something.....
Everypony’s tumblrs seem to, no matter how they originally starts or planned on going, end up either going smutty, grimdark, or some combo of the two.
Have we really let ourselves get to this point where we can’t have a single RP/drawblog tumblr without smut or grimdark hitting it hard?
Oh hey! No more anthro for me :D
No more of this crap balance and curvy stuff.
Now wait as an anon does it to ya again just to troll you.
I can just deny it. It’s so hard to balance like that.
You forget, these are anons we’re talking about. They can be stubborn if they want to do shenanigans to you.
Oh hey! No more anthro for me :D
No more of this crap balance and curvy stuff.
Now wait as an anon does it to ya again just to troll you.
I have always wanted to have sex with a Diamond Dog. *she blushes*
Well…….this is interestin’…….. *He blushed hard.*
I did say anything goes…..well, this can’t possibly go wrong at all, so sure. I dunno what to expect from ya, but this once, sure.
mornin', guys.
Finally up now. Remember, for today, literally anything goes.
Hopefully this goes well for me…..
Just to say it before I sleep, anypony that reads this will transform into a big, poofy fox for the next 24 hours. If imma make this day count, might as well go all-out.
bed time for me. Will do shenanigans in the morning. Can't brain good in night. See ya later til then.
*she sighs* Okay. Sorry to bug you.
It’s alright, it really is. Ya really do look nice and everything.
I’m just tired as buck due to lolnight, so yeah.
So, yes?
I guess ya could say so, yeah.
I'm curious. Do you think I'm attractive?
To be honest, ya do look very nice indeed.
Since it's literally the last day of the year, imma make it special.
From now until the end of the day, literally ANYTHING is allowed. Sexual posts, dares, anon magic, honest questions, art shenanigans, potion requests/usage, nothing is off-bounds here.
Basically, from here on out for the day, go nuts!
WOOFB34ST WH4T YOU 4R3 SUGG3ST1NG 1 SHOULD DO 1S ON3 OF TH3 WORST 1D34S 1 H4V3 3V3R H4D SUGG3ST3D TO M3! 1 M34N R34LLY TH4T WOULD B3 L1K3 TH3 ULT1M4T3 1NC4RN4T1ON OF N4RC1SS1SM D:<
Well, ya really need to let yerself spend some time relaxing and having fun with yerself.
I mean, if she IS you, ya both can find common ground to work with, right?
WH4T DO 1 DO W1TH H3R? 1N C4S3 YOU H4V3NT NOT1C3D 1M SORT OF 4 TOT4L B1TCH 4ND THUSLY 1NT3R4CT1NG W1TH MYS3LF WOULD N3V3R GO W3LL >:[
Eh, just try to chat with ‘em. Something the best way to figure out wat do is to first see what THEY wanna do, then go from there.
I’m sure even you can handle that.~
I find it actually kinda funny that Eris thinks she's such a chaos causer.....
When I have, throughout the few months i’ve done so, caused more chaos than she ever will with my potions.
Need I even begin to talk about the name growth potion incident? <3
I’m just trying to be NICE for once. You know how ponies these days are nothing but sensitive crybabies that can’t just enjoy chaos?
Perhaps. Still, ya gotta just let loose and do it anyways.
After all, ya can’t just sit around and do nothin’, can ya? If ya can’t even try to cause chaos and handle yer consequences…….then who’s the real ruler of chaos here, Eris?
1M BOR3D! 4MUS3 M3 WOOFB34ST >:[
Ya want amusement? I’ll GIVE ya amusement, ya derp.
*Makes you drink duplicate potion.*
I think you’ll be able to keep entertained with a dupe of yerself. Have fun, ya crazy derp you.~
I find it actually kinda funny that Eris thinks she's such a chaos causer.....
When I have, throughout the few months i’ve done so, caused more chaos than she ever will with my potions.
Need I even begin to talk about the name growth potion incident? <3
this is actually pretty damn accurate →
JANUARY=PIMP
Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the centre. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn’t pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable.
Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them MFE.
FEBRUARY=THUG
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. sexiest out of everyone.A real speed demon. Has more than one best friend. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions. Resend this in 5 min. and you will talk to someone new and realize that you are a perfect match. ♥
MARCH=GORGEOUS
Drop dead gorgeous!!! Attractive personality. Very sexy!!. Affectionate & Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Chatterbox! Loves to talk alot! Loves to get their way! . Unbelievable kisser! Easily angered. Very stubborn in the most way possible! Loves to get noticed! Willing to take risks for others. Makes good choices. Has a great fashion sense! Maybe a little too popular with others . Outgoing and crazy at times! Intelligent. Can sometimes be a heartbreaker! Can love as much as possible! Hates insults. Loves compliments! A very big flirt!and quiet the charmer. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. The best in bed out of the other 11 months!! Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses others.likes to keep theyre crushes kinda secret.pretty much flawless If you repost this in the next 5 mins, you will meet your new love in 8 days.
APRIL=SEXY
Suave and compromising.. Funny and humorous. Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does work well with others. Very confident. Sensitive.. Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and others. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and travelling. Systematic.. Hot but has brains. If you repost this in 5 mins, a cutie that’s caught your eye will introduce themselves and you will realize at
you are very much alike in the next 2 days.
MAY=LOVER
Hella sexy, loves sex n making luv, tends to be SOOOOO hott!! Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people’s problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore. Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand. if you do not repost this in the next 5 mins. someone very close to you will become mad at you in the next 8 days.
JUNE =FINEASS
Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you. You are very hott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takesrep pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people’s feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times.Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. Repost this in the next 5 mins and your reputation will boost someway in the next 12 day
JULY=GANGSTA
You’ve got the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt and more than likely have a very attractive partner, a wicked hottie. Like somebody with a JUNE brithday. It is also more likely than that you have a massive record collection. When it comes to films, you know how to pick them and may one day become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck, you’ve got the looks for it!!! IN the next 6 days you will meet someone that may possibly become one of your closest friends, if you repost this in 5 minutes.
AUGUST=ATTITUDE
outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on attention. self control. kind hearted. Self confident. loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful. easy to get along with and talk to. has an “every thing’s peachy” attitude. likes talking and singing. loves music. daydreamer. easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. loves to be loved. hates studying. in need of “that someone”. longs for freedom. rebellious when withheld or restricted. lives by “no pain no gain” caring. always a suspect. playful. mysterious. “charming” or “beautiful” to everyone. stubborn. curious.. independent. strong willed. a fighter. repost in 5 mins and you will meet the love of your life sometime next month.
SEPTEMBER=PIMP
Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the centre. Great in bed. Inner and physical beauty. Doesn’t pretend. Gets angry often. A meaningful love life partner. Makes right choices. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Does not harm others. It is all about love and fairness. Easily hurt and hard to recover. Daydreamer and does fullfill. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Knows what to do, to have fun. Unpredictable. Someone to have close to you. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all. If you repost this in the next 5 minutes, you will kiss the one that you been wanting…
OCTOBER=HOTTIE
Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind. Repost in 5 mins & you will excel in a major event coming up sometime this month.
NOVEMBER=SWEETIE
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck.. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves travelling. Dislike being at home. Restless. having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. If you repost this in the next 5 minutes, you will become close to someone you do not speak to much in the next 4 days.
DECEMBER=BEAUTY
This straight-up means ur the most good-looking Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to, though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision, yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves travelling. Dislike being at home. Restless. having many children. Hardworking. High spirited.
lol, why not? Imma reblog it.
Its the end of the year. Reblog if you are Forever Alone/Single.
Indeed.
Welp, arrow pointed to ya. That means you’ve been poofed into the form of a big, poofy fox for as long as it lasts.
So yeah, in other words, u a fox now, Brownie.
That was my exact mindset when I started dabbling in necromancy. I am Tempesto V, your friendly neighborhood undead sorcerer.
Ah, I see. Well…..nice to meet ya then.
I hear you regret nothing.
Indeed. Regret is for those that don’t wanna enjoy the risky stuff in life.
