Ask Clutch, the Diamond Dog

She’s got her own tumblr now, right here: http://www.tumblr.com/blog/ask-clip

As for me, i’m free for questions at last again, so yeah.

First, yeah.  I’m gonna miss her too.  Still, she’s happy with Clip now, so that’s all good.

Secondly, not exactly.  Those guys just wanted a somewhat easy way to find gems…..or least that’s what they thought.  Not all of us are like that…..although when an incident like that happens, it doesn’t exactly help my kind’s image a lot….

Clutch: It’s all good right now.  Been turnin’ everypony into foxes to see what would happen, so yeah.  Prob. will continue doin’ that soon.

Oh and by the way, since I like ya so much, don’t read that one previous post about the fox changin’, or else yer gonna change as well.  Just wanna warn ya bout that.

……..ya already read it, or are gonna do it anyways, aren’t ya?

Clutch: Ya could enter Ninja Warrior and actually be able to win with ease.  Think of the fame.  Think of the glory.  Think of THE PRIZES!

Clutch: Calm yerself down…..lemme see with that pic how hard it affected ya.  I’m sure it ain’t that bad, right?

Clutch: Well, you can now be able to yoink stuff wherever ya are and be able to get away no problem now.

Clutch: Think about it like this.  With yer new agility and stuff, ya can now play expert-level DDR with ease.

Clutch: Sometimes little change can cause the biggest events to happen.  I dunno how, but methinks this might lead to a thing.  I dunno what, but something.

Clutch: Welp, this turned out interestin’.  Not sure how big a change it was, but I guess i’ll see soon enough then.

Clutch: Eh, it happens.  Anywho, it’s not all bad, dude.  Ya got the agility and swiftness of a fox now.  Why not do stuff ya couldn’t before with yer newfound agility?

Clutch: Welp, I didn’t see that coming at all.  So now I dunno WHAT will happen to ya if ya try to undo it.  If it doubles the effects every time ya try to undo it…….oh my……~

Yeah…….best not to do it……or else things might get a bit strange……or something like that.

Clutch: Because this one had to hit everypony, and I couldn’t be able to make it strong enough to last a week for everypony that it hits.  Too much needed for that much poni.

Anywho, since yer hit as well with both, take it easy and don’t try to undo it…..or else i’m gonna end up with two giant poofy foxes on my paws here…..and that’s a mess I don’t wanna have to clean up…..

Clutch: Welp, my plan was simple.  I wanted to see what kind of insanity would happen if everypony was a fox for a day, so yeah.

Besides, you’ll be fine.  Yer nice and poofy as a fox.  Oh, and don’t try to change back.  That only doubles yer size, poofiness and stuff, alright?

Clutch: Welp, that’s the shortest message I ever got.  That’s a new record, I guess……

Clutch: Hey, if I can handle it 24/7/365, so can you.  Enjoy yer new fuzzy fox form for the week.  I mean, a pretty much gain the abilities and whatever of a fox, so look on the bright side.

Oh, and by the way……I heard that a fox’s bushy tail, when rubbed, causes them to go limp with pleasure for a few seconds.  Weird, but a know a dude that did it once.  So yeah, just wanna say that.

Clutch: Because why not?  Also, enjoy yer fox forms.  I made this one a special one, lastin’ a week.  Have fun.~

Clutch: Well, I guess it’s alright, but I doubt it’ll happen much to anypony else.  Nopony usually visits me unless it’s important or whatever, so I assume it’ll never get to happen again.

Clutch: Thanks…..I guess.  So far it’s been alright with this.  Still, I wonder what’ll happen if this continues……